Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
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AKA: Go fuck yourself!
AKA: Go fuck yourself!
My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
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Get the Eat a Dick mug.Similar to a cock throb, cock twitch, chubbie, or chubster, it's when a man's penis undergoes vasocongestion. It is the swelling of the penis by increased vascular blood flow and a localized increase in blood pressure. Typical causes include sexual arousal, strong emotions, allergic reactions, and dancing too fast. Dick pulses are funny but never talked about and I'm sure a few ladies have seen and appreciated a good dick pulse every now and then.
OMG did you see her legs? I think I just got a dick pulse." or "We're hitting the road to the Coachella Music Festival. I think I just got a dick pulse.
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Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
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Get the Dick Cheny mug."Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"
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