Half Dollar Hoe

When someone is a hoe, but a cheap hoe.

Rena is such a half dollar hoe.

by Settingerrr October 2, 2019

he has hoes

When a dude is talking to multiple girls (flirting wise/leading on) all at one time

Person 1: Bro Mark is mad cute

Person 2: Don't get involved with him, he has hoes

by Point blank periodt July 6, 2019

Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.

GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.

by dirtysloo July 11, 2016

Slow Ass Hoe

Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task.

Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back.

by pvrismore December 3, 2016

hoe fucking bag

when a bitch comes in and tries steal all of your men, usually go to frisco high

that Beth girl over there is a hoe fucking bag!

by that girl over there ummm ya June 20, 2011

Foll-hoe-er

Someone who follows dozens/hundreds/thousands of people at once in hopes of getting follow-backs.

"Maxie followed me today"
"She followed me and all my mutuals today as well, she's such a foll-hoe-er".

by That Anonymous Girl August 12, 2016

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022