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Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”
1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”
by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020
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Vaginya Penis

It’s when the woman’s Vagina is soooooo fat it looks like a penis
Guy: took the girl I smashed last night had a Vaginya Penis
Guy: damn broo
by Lalabeappo December 4, 2019
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Kleiner penis

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick
Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
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Penis Slay

Someone who be looking like a fine penis
Sheesh man! U be looking so penis slay today!
by Your Vaginaaa January 18, 2022
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Penis Pillow

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.
"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."
by AlaricGoof October 10, 2015
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Penis Moment

When you're with the fellas and need to chug a roady before getting to the club
"Curtis, is this a Penis Moment???"
by boofmann69 November 5, 2022
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Penis wrinkled

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot
by Con9412 January 24, 2021
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