Wonder Monkey

1. A monkey capable of superhuman deeds, with the power to...do really awesome stuff. Does not apply to one individual.

2. An everyday dish sponge

1. I saw this thing...and it was flying...and it was a monkey. So I'm like, "Whoa...a wonder monkey!"

2. He cleaned the casserole dish with a wonder monkey.

by Bill the Northeast Asian Beaver December 11, 2003

Sack Monkey

A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.

John i heard you and Shela preformed a sack monkey.

by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011

chooch monkey

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.

Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid

by the smart one (; March 1, 2011

leg monkey

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

by ChocolateChocolateChocolate April 17, 2009

monkey tag

Performing coitus with a female in the 'doggie' position whilst holding her hips with opposite hands. (ie. arms crossed)

"Did you do her?"

"Totally, I got 'round doggie on her and pulled some mad monkey tag."

by Biffro Jones. May 10, 2003

slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

by Allie222 April 13, 2008

stay for the monkey

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!

by jlw_atl May 14, 2008