off roading

To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.

From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."

by fourfoot September 13, 2008

off the hook

getting away with something

You ain't off the hook just because you broke your legs, you stll have to go collect my money

by Brenda Donaldson May 31, 2009

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

Had off

Stolen.

To have something taken without your permssion and without intent to return in.

"Tony's car got had off last night"
"Someone broke into my house, my TV got had off"

Had off, stolen

by Sha101 August 7, 2009

joshed off

pissed off mad angry whiny To be a combination of angry, whiny, and ignorant. To be angry over rediculous, retarted things. This is of course if your friend's name is Josh. It could also be refered to as "bobbed off", "georged off", "suzy'd off", "earled off", etc. Depends on who your whiny ass friend is.

1. Josh was so joshed off because I didn't fix him an egg omelet.
2. Dude, don't be so joshed off.

by Dick Chaney September 11, 2006

Juice Off

When two juices are pitted against each other in a bid to determine which juice is the more superior.

the organic pressed apple beat the aldi apple in the 3rd annual juice off.

by The Great One July 23, 2004

knob off

a particularly un-arousing experience

a floppy cock

an un-erect penis

opposite of knob on

U.k. (slang) Tell someone to go away

seeing my brother with my moms dildo gave me such a knob off

I have such a big-ass knob off right now

Knob off you little twat

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006