hand on cock over

a reference to your penis as a way out of getting out of a sticky conversation with someone.

"Adar I thought you were going to pick me up tonight?
" hand on cock over"

by gatorade24 November 8, 2019

2nd hand vegetarian

When you get your vegetables from eating meat from an animal (deer, cow, pig, etc) that eats vegetables.

Cow eats grass. I eat cow.

I am a 2nd hand vegetarian.

by JakeR23 March 24, 2021

The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.

“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018

Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021

Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

by FARCELL October 7, 2018

2nd hand stupidity

A feeling you get when you encounter something so incredibly idiotic you can almost feel the stupidity radiating off of it, making you feel dumb.

I just watched a JayStation video and I got 2nd hand stupidity.

by Hhhhuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm July 19, 2020

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023