Drawn Sex

Perhaps the most sick site on the entire internet. Drawn Sex is a site that specializes in drawing shitty cartoon pornography. The site is run by foreigners who suck at English as much as they suck at life. If you're ever feeling extremely ballsy, want to have a near death experience, or wish to prank you're friends or enemies then pay the site a visit.

Examples of captions from Drawn Sex:

Lisa: Bart, get out! I'm piss!
Marge: Suck my shoose, animal!
Homer: Arrr. What pretty shoose?
Lisa: I Love men with huge cocks as yours Barny.
Homer: Suck him Bart! Faster babe!
Meg: Only woman can get to woman such pleasure.

by A dude22 August 24, 2008

sex pistols

70's punk band...shut up people. you like them or you dont, nobody really cares what you think of them. you can insult them all you want, see if i care, but either way, "punk" is not caring about what anybody else says. so theres no point in saying anything.

r.i.p. sid vicious

by Orange January 3, 2004

raw sex

Sex with lack of protection, condom-less. Is used mostly in the gay community to solicit intercourse without a condom with strangers. Synonym of Bare Back sex.

"I had raw sex with 5 guys last night at a sex party"

by Nemian November 14, 2009

Sex Skittles

TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE

NO LUBE PERMITTED!

Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D

by Level89Wizard August 11, 2011

christmas sex

Enjoying Christmas so much that you have sex the day of Christmas. Bringing Joy to your love one that has bought you joy.

Me and the wife had Christmas Sex

by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013

Xylophone sex

When you take a mallot from a xylophone and shove it up your own ass, or having someone else shove it up your ass, or just going off on the stick.

Dude I totally had some extreme xylophone sex by myself last night.

by Awesome729 January 8, 2010

Waterproof Sex

When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.

Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"

Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"

by Russian. May 13, 2010