Spread My Mulch

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.

The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?

by mikee8983 March 23, 2017

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Oh My Crikey

A word of exclamation used when something is found very suprising or shocking. Can help to put a more jovial element to sticky, arkward or depressing situations

Person A - Did you hear that so and so is going out wiv...?
Person B - Oh my crikey!!

or

*loud bang!*

person C - OH MY CRIKEY!!!

by Jemzi March 20, 2008

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nibbling my taint

The act of driving in one's blind spot for an extended period of time.

Yikes! I almost got in a wreck from that guy nibbling my taint.

Be careful passing, she's totally nibbling your taint.

by oxgirl February 2, 2010

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Hello my name is

Fill in the blank with your name.

This is what people type when testing out the clack of a keyboard that is disconnected.

"Hello my name is ___"
I typed on the keyboard at the garage sale

by Finnbarl January 6, 2021

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My tyres are gone

basically giving 19 people chance to win while setting fastest lap after fastest lap

Racer : ,,My tyres are gone.”
Engineer : ,,Ok are you sure?”
Racer : ,,Did everyone believe it?”
Engineer : ,,Yes.”
Racer : ,,Oh my tyres are going to explode any minute now.”

by Spontaneous and adventurous December 12, 2020

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