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friend-javu

When you are looking through your friends on facebook and you see someone you dont know at all (or you might have seen in class or at a party)... you realize that you are friends, but you have no idea how you became friends in the first place. You are not sure if you sent the friend request or if they did? And you get dusche chills because you feel like a stocker idiot if you were the one who friend requested them.
situation 1:

I am having friend-javu. This guy just sent me a message asking me if we knew each other.

situation 2:

Who the fuck is this, I dont know them, why are we friends on facebook?....ohh shit I have a class with this fool, did I request her?
by For the facebookers'.... April 14, 2009
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girl friend

Differs from girlfriend, with the exception of the friendzone inbetween the words girl and friend "girl(friendzone)friend.
"Is she your girlfriend, or your girl friend???"
by Nemirov November 12, 2015
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disaster friend

Someone who you don't really know, but with whom you're friends on Facebook, and whose life is clearly falling apart. You continue reading their status updates out of morbid curiosity, and for the guilty pleasure of watching a slow-motion trainwreck.
"Hey, have you heard Becky's pregnant *again*? And that her fiancé just broke up with her? And that she's apparently now converting to scientology?"

"Who's Becky again?"

"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."
by pi_is_exactly_three September 8, 2016
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Friends with benefits

2 friends that fuck each other or think about it without being labeled as boyfriend and girlfriend. They both care for each other very much, but don’t have any feelings for each other.
Friend~ you guys fuck?

Girl~ yeah but we r just friends.

Friends~ so like friends with benefits?

Girl~ yeah!
by Annoying Bitch March 3, 2018
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Friend Shopping

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.
I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"
by Whad up SC November 15, 2010
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Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)
Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.
by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011
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BEST FRIEND

friends are like bras, they are close to you're heart :)
Girl: who is that?

Boy: that is my BEST FRIEND!
by coolmonkey December 2, 2011
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