Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

Cheese ball

A used car salesman with oil dripping down on his forehead. he may also be constantly scratching his dick and he thinks it's cool.

look at that Cheese ball! He is trying to jew everybody.

by Surferdude26 February 23, 2009

cheese toastie

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

by jaggysnake October 29, 2006

Throw Cheese

To cum, esp. at something/someone.

Guy 1: Yeah she's hot, I'd totally throw cheese at her.
Guy 2: I already did.

by Stick in the Mud June 10, 2011

Knob cheese

the crust of a knobend yummy

on ure beans n chips in cafe!!!

by Hayley taylor February 19, 2003

cheese dick

one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!

if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick

by g3rd January 9, 2005

cheeses of nazareth

The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.

Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.

This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.

"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."

by Jon January 8, 2004