Perhaps the most sick site on the entire internet. Drawn Sex is a site that specializes in drawing shitty cartoon pornography. The site is run by foreigners who suck at English as much as they suck at life. If you're ever feeling extremely ballsy, want to have a near death experience, or wish to prank you're friends or enemies then pay the site a visit.
Examples of captions from Drawn Sex:
Lisa: Bart, get out! I'm piss!
Marge: Suck my shoose, animal!
Homer: Arrr. What pretty shoose?
Lisa: I Love men with huge cocks as yours Barny.
Homer: Suck him Bart! Faster babe!
Meg: Only woman can get to woman such pleasure.
Lisa: Bart, get out! I'm piss!
Marge: Suck my shoose, animal!
Homer: Arrr. What pretty shoose?
Lisa: I Love men with huge cocks as yours Barny.
Homer: Suck him Bart! Faster babe!
Meg: Only woman can get to woman such pleasure.
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