Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.
by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019
Get the Courtesy to Spitmug. Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
by terriblebad March 14, 2022
Get the spit chainmug. 1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
Get the spitting on squashmug. by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020
Get the Reverse Spitmug. by BIG TATER November 18, 2014
Get the spitting blackmug. Spit punks, a style made up of a mixture of visual kei/crust punk/hippie-filth (think the band Queen Adreena)/glam metal & androgyny.
A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach
A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach
Spit punk 1: "hey man lets go drink beer and eat hotdogs and fight people"
Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"
Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"
*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"
Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"
Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"
*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"
by spoopybernadootie January 7, 2016
Get the spit punkmug. A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
Get the Spitting Cricketmug.