Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples

Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops

Granny and grumpy

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021

granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

granny norma

a pornstar who is also an elderly woman

me: who is granny norma?
urban dictionary: something very discoutang.

by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021

Dirty Granny

Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.

Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.

by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018