Gas Ass

Gas Ass is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. Another name for this is "Chronic Flatulence" but "Gas Ass" is easier to remember and it's more modern. After a period of time of having Gas Ass, the butt will smell like stinky poop for the next 24 hours. Gas Ass is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. Usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. When one has Gas Ass, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their butt. Gas Ass is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it's discovered.

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Situation 1:

Calvin was sitting in class one day when he started to absolutely rip ass and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.

Michael: Dude, Calvin has the worst case of Gas Ass ever!
Dude: I know!

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Situation 2:

Calvin has Gas Ass later that night and is absolutely ripping ass at the dinner table.

The Dad: Calvin, that smells f*cking terrible, what is your sh*t?

Sister: OHMYGODITSMELLSSOBAD!!!!!!!!!!!

The mom then passes out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while Calvin has a big smile on his face.

by TheGasAssMaster December 4, 2012

Gas Whore

Someone who sucks dick for gas money

Crystal had no gas money for her car, so she became a gas whore

by Jennf May 9, 2006

Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.

Beware my gas laser!

by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007

Mustard gas

The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks

It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate

by Slimebitch February 6, 2022

Moon gas

Period farts

Whilst piecing together the tapestry of her Menzies, her boyfriend enlightened her to the fact that “moon gas” was occurring.. a phenomenon where her body produces excessive smelly flatulance during her time of the month.

by Gasfairy August 13, 2019

thot gas

the bad intentions of thots

"dont let the thot gas get to you, issaiah."

by gamergirlbathwater69 October 19, 2019

Perv Gas

Aftershave, typically the overpowering variety worn by fifteen and sixteen year old boys in the vain attempt to impress girls and convince them they are real men and a force to be reckoned with.

“Did you smell the overpowering perv gas off that lad?”

“Yeah, it was the great smell of shit”

by CraigF August 18, 2008