molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty

Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*

by koka_kola December 11, 2019

mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.

"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"

by greenskill July 29, 2014

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023

Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.

Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday

by Ireallydont September 8, 2021

the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021