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Ligma

Someone says this when they hope the other person doesn't know the continuation of the joke .. example
Me: Ligma
Another Guy: What's Ligma?
Me: Ligma balls
Another Guy: 🤣😭😭😭

Ligma balls sounds like lick my balls..
Me: My girlfriend is going to Ligma tomorrow.
my friend: oh nice, but what is Ligma?
Me: Ligma balls
by L1GMA 8@LLS July 7, 2022
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Ligma

A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.
Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls
by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022
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Ligma

When a fat man says Ligma run he’s trying to get you to lick his fat shitty ass hole so run and hide but don’t go near maccies
Fat cunt wanna Ligma

Man no everyone run I don’t want to lick his dirty ass hole

Fat man stomping around
by Pussy magnet 102 May 7, 2024
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Ligma

A phrase that is used by an individual who intends to set up another individual for a "ligma nuts" / "ligma balls" joke, similar to "deez nuts".

The most common made-up definition of "ligma" is a fake illness / disease.

Synonymous with "sugma", also commonly referring to a fake illness / disease.

Other meaningless terms including "sigma", "shrigma", "enigma", "figma", and "pragma" are used similarly to set up "-gma balls" jokes, but are intended to be contextually synonymous with "ligma" despite the nonsensical phrase.
me: yo the doctor called. i have ligma
Dave: ligma?
me: ligma balls

me: yo i got a new enigma
Sally: enigma?
me: enigma qballs
Sally: enigma qballs?
me: Electro-Harmonix Enigma: Q-Balls for Bass
Sally: what?
me: ligma balls
by deadavenger July 5, 2022
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Ligma

by Tavis December 13, 2018
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Ligma

by Hellohelloman April 9, 2023
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Ligma

Ligma is a dumb "disease" kids (7-14) use to tell their certain someone to lick their nasty asses. dont get it confused with the donkey type ass.
Anyways the definition is not over. let me tell you how ligma means "lick my ass"
Lig= Lick
Ma= my ass

(some how ass was put in there)
get it?
Dumb 12 Yr old: "Oof that lesbian over their must have Ligma OOOH SHIT"
Other 12 yr old: "i fucked my girlfriend last night. i think she has ligma now!"

*INSERT LOVEY DOVEY FACE*
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
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