sammy bump

A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand

I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight

by _sammy_ November 15, 2017

Sammie Addict

One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.

"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.

by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020

Sammie Ojulari

Sammie Ojulari is the definition of a girl that is always truthful and honest and will tell you the truth always even if it hurts or comes out as rude. Sammie Ojulari is a very loyal friend that will always back her brethren.

Shes such a Sammie Ojulari.

by Renee Hansen April 22, 2018

sammi bubon

Super funny, but super sad on the inside.

Oh look it's Sammi Bubon, she just told me the stupidest joke

by Ders January 19, 2018

Susman Sammy

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.

"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."

by Gaylo August 6, 2016

Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.

Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."

by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020

Sammy Medows

Mid level cod streamer, got that nerdy (THEY ARE BLUE LIGHT FILTER GLASSES) but cute type about him, probably sucks eggs, toxic but legit. chupa la huevos

alternate names sandy windows, samurai widowmaker, catslayer, sammy wammy doo dah

you heard about sandy windows? yeah he sucks on eggs.

samurai widowmaker steals more moms than jayden
sammy medows: BLUE LIGHT FILTER, I GOTTA PEE FROM ALL THIS HYDRATION

by Toxbunny080 February 20, 2022