Grandaddy joint

A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.

Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.

"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"

"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"

by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018

Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale

Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude

by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017

cruciform joint

A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.

The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.

"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"

by The Wandering Sage April 6, 2014

Vagina joint

Basically she’s a hoe her pussy smoking like it’s on fire type shit

Me: Ight Vagina Joint I’ll smell you later.
Her: wtf you think ur funny

by Thetruthyk July 21, 2023

Compound Jointing

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.

Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.

by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012

Man Joint

A place where men go to hang out with the lads. This place will be full of man stuff and the lads can have bare laughs. None lad talk in the man joint is prohibited.

"Hey bro, I'm coming over to the man joint now."

by Gaffer P May 24, 2014

running the joint

To be running the joint means being the boss, the person in charge, doing great.

F: Carl ended up in jail do you think he's gonna be okay ?
V: Okay ? He's probably gonna be running the joint !

by German.Eagle February 21, 2017