meat storm

1. When a tennage girl between the ages of 16 and 19 head to the shore towns solely to hit up every night club in search of getting laid by a man using his "meat"
2. When a mass of 20 or more men enter a strip club, night club, or any other building or event at one time.
3. Category1 meat storm-20-25 men
category2-25-30 men
category3-30-35 men
category4-35-40 men
category 5-45+ men

1. Cindy decided to take off from school friday to head down the shore to enjoy the category 3 meat storm.
2. The category 5 meat storm was too much for the strip club to hold therefore, the strippers had to evacuate.

by mattnoat October 11, 2009

t storm

multiple t-baggers targeting one sad, poor indivdual.

It's going to take 8 yards of floss to get all the hair out of his teeth from that horrible t storm

by Dr. Balkebartacomoosee August 24, 2008

Storm Trooper

1. The Nazi S.A. who were the main fighting force of the Germans in World War II

My Grandpa was a storm trooper!

by l33t December 1, 2004

the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

Storm flap

A storm flap is a piece of fabric or other material that is attached to the front of a coat or jacket to cover and protect the main zipper or other fastening. Storm flaps are often found on raincoats and other outerwear, and are designed to help keep water out and keep the wearer warm and dry. They are typically positioned vertically along the front of the coat, and are often secured with buttons, snaps, or other fasteners. Storm flaps can also be found on the back of some coats and jackets, and are used to provide additional protection against wind and rain.

"I was really glad I had a storm flap on my raincoat when I got caught in the downpour on the way to the store. Without it, I might have ended up looking like a drowned rat, which wouldn't have been a great look for my Zoom meeting later. Instead, I arrived at the store looking stylish and ready to grab my groceries in style."

by AsIWalkThroughTheValley December 21, 2022