Friend

Something i have none of

Peep 1:whos she?*points at me
Peep 2: the girl with no friends
Peep 3 and 1: oh okay

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

friends

what???

whats friends!?!

by Deadbeat gamer November 24, 2019

Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018

Friend

You don't have them

Guy 1: You are such a good friend guy 2
guy 2: Who the fuck are you?

by Confused in General December 31, 2019

Friends

Friends are the people who will have your back no matter what. Never give up these people. They usually go by Mars, Ophelia, Bre, or Briana.

Damn Mars and Briana are real friends.

by Yeetuseatus December 26, 2019

Friend

Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.

Morgan was my friend.

by Frances Smith December 31, 2018