salt box

Function: noun

1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level

Aaron is a salt box, no one could possible be in that bad of a mood.

by lUK February 19, 2004

Salt Mama

A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.

Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!

by bpmpls August 27, 2013

Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.

SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.

by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018

felix salt

the high sodium content of cat treats

i'd better not feed tiddles any more treats today, i don't want felix salt to affect her cells' osmotic uptake :(

by world health organisation October 10, 2021

Sentence Salt

An sentence enhancing curse word or multiple curse words used to enhance what is being said.

Example: "I just fell down the stairs."
Or: "Shit damn, I just fell down the fucking stairs."

Example: Well if you didn't invite him who did.
Or: Well if you didn't fucking invite him who the hell did?"

You: Who is this fucking guy with the shitty attitude?

Me: Dude what's with the sentence salt around the kids?

by DurteeD March 27, 2020

capri salt

A hot sexy mama and everyone wants to fuck her

Mhm my names daddy camileri and i wanna capri salt aala in the closet

by pu33yde5tr0ya October 27, 2019

salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007