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lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com
This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.
by coreyjo January 28, 2014
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lag fag

A slang (but not necessarilly derrogative) term for students at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. More commonly known as just LaGuardia. Perhaps referencing to LaGuardia's large population of "out" homosexuals. Perhaps referencing to the fact that in the long run, we're just cooler and more talented than everyone else.
Jim: Hey Todd. Can you chill with us over at Columbus Circle today?

Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!
by OmiOmi September 3, 2006
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Fuck Lag

A moment while having sexual intercourse when you stop for a second or 2 in penetrating the woman's (or if gay, man's Asshole) vagina.
No Fuck Lag:
===(>)

Fuck Lag:
===> ()
by Kyle Keith May 24, 2006
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sex lag

That two-three day lag which one exeriences after a long weekend of debaucherous sex. Generally it takes a couple of sleeps and a long shower or two to get over it. One of the grimiest ways you can ever feel. Spent.
"I'm sorry Joe, can't come out tonight due to extreme sex lag, need to get some sleep real bad or my brain won't turn on again".
by Diva D January 21, 2006
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Piss lag

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.
"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."
by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009
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Lap lag

Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.

Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table

Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
by Jameyf'nbaby 1 November 9, 2010
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lag storage

Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.
Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.
by Attack Frog (56th ARG) July 4, 2005
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