When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
by Joe Himself May 09, 2011
n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.
by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020
The dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. Consisting of Poop, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.
by Joan Fonda January 09, 2012
The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.
by Larsgm June 25, 2018
Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"
by Mesajarjarjeff March 12, 2019
by cronkman_69 March 07, 2009
(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
by JoJo2 November 04, 2006