joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.
by Joe Himself May 09, 2011
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Snow Flake

n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.
I am incredibly embarrassed by all of my Snow Flake friends.
by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020
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poop flake

The dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. Consisting of Poop, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.
It's important to clear away all of the poop flake to properly clean a toilet.
by Joan Fonda January 09, 2012
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Jeff Flake

Jeff Flake = shooting your toes off or seriously fucking up.
The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.
by Larsgm June 25, 2018
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Frosted Flakes

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"
Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!
by Mesajarjarjeff March 12, 2019
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Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.
"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."
by cronkman_69 March 07, 2009
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Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
by JoJo2 November 04, 2006
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