The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

Crank start

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.

I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.

by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011

crank stepping

When a person who is under the influence of meth is walking down the street really fast. And there eyes are turned down towards the street instead of where they are going.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.

Here comes Tweaky Bob, crank stepping towards us.

by rmblnrd13 May 11, 2010

Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.

Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.

by Masjfo January 30, 2023

raging crank

A hard, raging, erect penis that is ready to slice some tender pussy.

She could see my raging crank through my suit pants & I knew she was ready for it.

by Korgkronosx August 25, 2015