monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass

1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!

by Juan Valdez - Harvester of fine coffees in Central August 7, 2003

monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!

by livefreely August 3, 2009

Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.

Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?

by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009

space monkey

a commonly played choking contest. first one to passout looses.

hey man, lets play space monkey

by flyatheart February 12, 2008

monkey fucker

A person who likes monkeys a little too much.

tanner is a monkey fucker.

by Lou March 1, 2003

Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.

Spider Monkey That Hoe!

by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010

Chunky Monkey

An abnormally large turd.

Woah that is one hell of a chunky monkey

by adame1234 March 17, 2009