Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment

I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.

by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

Weener fart

It is used to describe a fart that comes out of your weener.

Ey man that weener fart made my dick look like one of those wacky inflatable flailing arm men

by Ur mums goat July 19, 2018

CrapShit Fart

An art and commentary YouTuber more commonly known as CreepShow Art. Now most known for stalking and harassing fellow art YouTuber Emily Artful then proceeding to write a self-insert tragic backstory fanfiction in which she framed herself as the victim of the actions she actually perpetrated against Emily.

Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.

by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021

Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.

The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.

by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018

Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013