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daddys dump fest

you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!
omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!
by babybelle December 24, 2009
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fake daddy

Fake Daddies are people who have no real talent of their own. They will do whatever is it takes to get attention, even if they look like fools.
That guy thinks selling pancake mix will make him famous!!Come on, everyone knows pancakes are the easiest thing in the world to make. What a fake daddy!
by Logjammer August 28, 2009
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Daddy cam

He has a slong and he be packing heat he got all the female can get any girls he wants and finest out the friend group and he usually daddy
He is a daddy cam
by Cbanzz October 28, 2020
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ho's your daddy

one whose father sucks dick for crack
what are you talking about, ho's your daddy!
by merk April 29, 2004
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daddy's secret sauce

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.
Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!
by PapaDroe January 18, 2017
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Black daddy dante

A daddy, that acts in a niggerish way. You will find thses in guyton GA, more than likely crawling under his bed, like a NAM vet, sneezing vigorously.
"Ya'll hear that? That's Black daddy dante, he must be crawlin under that bed again, catchin them dust bunnies."
by niggletJr July 22, 2012
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