Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

the wasenczuk syndrome

a syndrome where a person has no social life and therefore finds it necessary to spam people with emails or instant messages to gain popularity with or purposfully to annoy the recipents

I think he has a case of the wasenczuk syndrome, he hasn't stopped messaging and emailing for two weeks!

by rabbiknight May 18, 2009

palace syndrome

The state of psychological distress (or, perhaps, arrogance combined with hubris) which leads people to build huge mansions – or to knock down huge mansions in order to build even larger ones. It’s the real estate version of the desire to drive around town in a Hummer – only much, much worse in terms of wasted energy and money.

D'ya see in Forbes that story about the 40,000 square foot mansion in Florida that reached 90% completion before the owners “lost interest in the project”?

"Jah mon, that's what I call a bad case of palace syndrome".

by 360Chestnut February 3, 2012

MR Syndrome

A Syndrome that is common in few mentally retarded people. Symptoms include, social awkwardness, not having the ability to process words that contain a large amount of letters, and the inability to process phrases that are not spoken with proper grammar. People with MR Syndrome have trouble completing school work within the required time limit. They also talk abnormally and have trouble processing and telling stories. Victims of MR Syndrome have trouble obtaining friends because of their social awkwardness and odd appearance.

-Yo she got dat MR Syndrome
-:P

by NatsEOK March 15, 2011

Hero-Syndrome

The inability to escape the mindset that the popular music game Guitar Hero or other such music games creates. Sufferers of Hero-Syndrome will find it impossible to listen to songs not included in the game without imagining them being in the game, playing along with a phantom guitar controller or in more extreme cases dreaming about songs accompanied by scrolling frets and chords.

"Dude, what are you doing?!? Why are you playing air guitar to the Neighbours theme tune?"

"I don't know man, I can't help it! I think I have Hero-Syndrome"

by Itchy Biff July 7, 2009

Freddie Mercury Syndrome

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’

Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

by rtalati January 21, 2022

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

by rtalati January 25, 2022