*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018
Get the Excuse me wtf ? mug.Multi use sentence finisher that can be tacked onto any sentence that may be regarded as euphemistic or, more so, a double entendre.
**Note** Should be said in a deeper gruffer voice than the original sentence is said.
**Note** Should be said in a deeper gruffer voice than the original sentence is said.
Is your sister going to be in tonight? I was over yesterday and I heard she came when I wasn't there... D'ya get me?
We're going bird watching this weekend. It's going to be hot and I hope to see a lot of gorgeous tits... D'ya get me?
We're going bird watching this weekend. It's going to be hot and I hope to see a lot of gorgeous tits... D'ya get me?
by Bladesy August 28, 2011
Get the D'ya Get Me? mug.A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.
Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*
by Sousatonium October 15, 2014
Get the Do me (band) mug.A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?
by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016
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Get the Just Kill Me! mug.A phrase commonly used by men of power such as President of the United States which usually means that no matter what I say it will not be the truth. Mostly used when the truth is too unacceptable and may reveal their corruptive actions and total lack of leadership.
"Let me be clear, the prisoners used in exchange for Bergdahl will never return to the fight against the United States"
by Texas Beezler January 30, 2015
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