Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

Suck

To vape or smoke

‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

sucking dick

its when you suck the big peen

hey man whatchu doing?

im sucking dick

by dicklickerandsuckermadcocker May 18, 2023

California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)

Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024

Dry Sucking

Like normal sucking, but dry

Getting chlamydia from a cart.. she was dry sucking

by dry-sucking January 19, 2021