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fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.
Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.
by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007
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fishermans friend

a person who bats for the other team.
long lonely nights on a ship sailors had only themselves for company. the unlucky cute guy becomes the fishermans friend
these nights at sea are lonely il have to find me a fishermans friend.
by cosmic100 August 21, 2006
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FRIEND CARD

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD
A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008
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a friend and prabh

a friend thinks that she needs to die, however that is not the case. she deserves to live, as she is very smart, and has a life and friends. However this kid prabh on the other hand, he should die. such a loser, doesn't have any friends. he is hated by everyone, including his parents. the world will love his death. the world will be a better place when prabh dies. when he dies, noone will ever know that this kid prabh ever even LIVED. therefore, prabh should die, and his friend, she should live.
Prabh's friend, u deserve life
a friend and prabh

Prabh, go die little weirdo.
by PrabhIsALoser December 10, 2018
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friends with benefits

Jade and Ed
Their entire relationship is the perfect example of friends with benefits
by georgiarose October 2, 2013
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Lifetime friends

Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."
Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.

Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?
by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006
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friend pusher

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.
Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.
by elefb April 27, 2009
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