Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.

man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced

by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

Face Begging

Face Begging is when you use social media, most often facebook, to beg people for money. A common way for people to let their friends know they are both poor and past shame.

I really want to go out for a beer but im not paid til tomorrow. I know i'll do a little shameless face begging in a status update, its not like people can lose any more respect for me and it just might work.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Punchable face

Someone with a face so irritating, smug, and yet somehow with just the right amount of mean that it invites aggression. Michael Gove, for example. (A British politician)

"Michael Gove has a punchable face."

by RantyMcRantface March 26, 2023

face mcshooty

a guy in borderlands 2 who screams at you to shoot him in the face

but the legs
but the arms
just shoot him in the damn face its that easy

face mcshooty: SHOOT ME IN THE FACE,FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE
you:ok shoots face mcshooty in the face
face mcshooty: THANK YOU

by some weird taco man September 15, 2020

s'ghetti face

When a guy pulls out a girl's tampon with his teeth and shakes his head like a dog with a chew toy. The red remnants on his face looks like he has done a face dive in a plate of spaghetti.

Girl it's that time of the month and my man gon' get his s'ghetti face on tonight!

by Plumpterdefiner May 14, 2019

Foam Face

A foamy mixture of saliva and semen as an occasional byproduct of vigorous oral sex. Depending on context, may imply that multiple contributors of semen have been involved.

Mitch is such a bitch ass foam face. Everyone takes advantage of him.

by RoyalWords January 30, 2021

Face Pas

Messaging a friend on facebook, but someone besides the intended recipient is using the account, causing an embarrassing situation

You: Hey, Devon, remember the ass on that chick you were grinding on the dance floor last night?

Devon: This is Devon's wife. I'm so glad he told me he got stuck working late at the job last night. But since you're on, you might as well come by and pick up all his belongings off the lawn.

/smacks head, what a Face Pas

by Gunderson105 March 28, 2010