deboning the chicken

Slang for sex, especially if it occurs prior to mealtime, and if mealtime involves poultry, so much the better. Also can be referred to as "deboning the chicken bag", to clarify the actual act.

"Frances, Hope and I are hungry. Are you and Jeffrey done deboning the chicken? If not, hurry up and finish deboning the chicken bag, so that you can get back to cooking."

by Mike A.F. November 20, 2006

chicken on a wire

When you have a friend just watching a conversation

"Why doesn't Ray ever talk in our group?" "Man cause he just being a chicken on a wire, bruh."

by Karmaswrath April 10, 2017

Straight Chicken

The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.

In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.

Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.

by Ikonaka April 25, 2009

chicken box

A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.

Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.

"Taffy, worra those big scabs yew are scratchin' there? I bet you 'ave the chicken box!"

by w00fdawg September 6, 2005

chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003

chicken necking

When a person is about to pass out and they look like they are choking.
A term used only for people who can't take the heat.

*a running person stops and gasps for air*

"Holy crap!! They chicken necking!! Get some water!!"

by Cazmanian Devil May 2, 2010

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019