Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 11, 2020

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Wet laci

A wet laci is when you cover yourself in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smash your face into a banana cream pie.

Be careful messing with that girl, I heard she does wet lacis on the daily!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Ruin a wet dream

Burst someone’s bubble

Daum ruin a wet dream

by J dawg 120420 May 26, 2022