[dick]xhausted

When he gives you that good dick for hours and days straight, that you're mentally and physically exhausted from his dick giving abilities.

After getting some good dick for a week straight, I am dickxhausted.

by Lil M@m@ August 4, 2017

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

Dick stain

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018

Smiley's dick

a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.

girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!

girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!

girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)

by baselgod June 24, 2018

dick slack

Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.

Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.

by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020