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Get the penis cleaner mug.When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.
Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.
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Get the Hard penis mug.An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.
by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016
Get the Penis Ninja mug.When a male has lost his genitals and he has to choose a victim to take a penis from and attach it to himself. The victim is often chosen by the one performing the practice screaming,"PP SACRIFICE", as he points at the chosen one.
Females who wish to have a penis often perform this ritual also. They have to do the same as the males. Females often slip into comas after the ritual is practiced. There is no known reason why.
Females who wish to have a penis often perform this ritual also. They have to do the same as the males. Females often slip into comas after the ritual is practiced. There is no known reason why.
by GREGGRWGGER EGG September 14, 2018
Get the PENIS SACRIFICE mug.A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
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