jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

off the chain

extremely coool, unique

those rims are off the chain

by justin May 13, 2005

yagging off

jerking off to gay porn

Sasq, stop yagging off

by Schope Carhartt October 27, 2005

off the hook

the fish that got away

I almost had that bass but it got off the hook.

by Steven January 29, 2004

Off the perks

Off the perks is when your friend is being a faggot or when he needs to calm down

"Nigga chill out you off the perks" or "you had 1 to many sips of speed cola you off the perks"

by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021

Jack-off

A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.

Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!

Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!

Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.

Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.

by mondo270 May 23, 2010

gay off

To participate in homosexual activity.

The Bones Brigade used to gay off with each other.

by Funfetus December 18, 2005