I don't get it.

A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long story that can be easily understood by anyone he adds in his trademark phrase, "I don't get." Some laugh, while others don't get his not getting. They often try to simplify their already understood story which only serves to increase laughter.

Cara: "...and that's what happened."
Jared: "I don't get it"
Sam: ::Laughing::
Erin: "What didn't you get about it?"

by Mikey Matts June 16, 2004

oh i see

A phrase, commonly used by people to show understanding of a subject.

Abbreviated as oic

"You misspelled 'catatonic', you spelled it with a 'k', you nitwit."

"Oh I see."

by fenrirgochad February 20, 2014

i gotta crap

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

by AcidJed April 9, 2004

I hate myself

Your amazing Hun , hope you be happier soon 🤍✨

You: I hate myself
Me: don't say that!

You: it's true
Me: well I love you!

by Iloveyou:33 August 4, 2022

i hate you

wow what a nice thing to say

i hate you jimmy

by ihateapples10 September 3, 2018

I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

What-I-Ams

A pack of Kool menthol cigarettes

"man, let me get a bottle of bumpy and a pack of what-I-ams"

by Jaelithe January 30, 2008