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cunt licker

Im a proud cunt licker, i cant lick enough cunts in one lifetime, actually, i might go and lick a cunt right now come to think of it.

My mates would be proud of me by the amount of cunts ive licked.
by confusious me. June 3, 2016
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Thunder cunt

Mother of all cunts. The thunder cunt has the god like powers of Zeus and uses her cunt powers to destroy all who surround her. Beware of the thunder cunt and her crimson rage at all costs.
Chris: Wow, Becky is being a huge cunt.

Brendon: No, my friend, Becky is being a raging thunder cunt.
by sjaytenza August 17, 2012
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Cunt Syndrome

A.k.a CS.
Discovered by a brotherhood of high school students, Cunt Syndrome is the full embodiment of what is wrong with teenage females in the present day.
The characteristics of CS are as follows
-bitches about the most insignificant things
-fights with the friends that have had her back "forever"
-drives wildly
-"likes" or "loves" a different guy every month or so
-causes friends in the group to constantly pick between her and other friends
-when mad a fierce glean can be seen in the eyes
-usually a slightly odd hairstyle signifies the beginning of a new outbreak
-when the group stops and thinks about it, they no longer like her, at all
-other females in the group of friends start acting odd, just after the first
"Hey man, CS is in full swing today"-guy 1
"Broheme what she bitch about now?"guy 2
"Well one, look at her new hair, smh and two, she is bitching about how noone likes her in the group"guy 1
"We did like her, until she started bitching! theres always a damn problem"guy 2
"Yea broseph, Its a terminal case of Cunt Syndrome, we mine as well kill that bitch"guy 1
by BrosephUHS December 22, 2010
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Dramatic cunt

A word that doesn't quite describe, but is getting a little closer.
Show these girls how dramatic you are.

How cunt you are.

How ova you are

Dramatic cunt, ova
by sheborg-three September 25, 2009
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cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.
1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!
by toot toot toot March 22, 2008
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Clutty Cunt

Expression used to describe those who are absolutely annoying, useless, bastards and do not have any chance to show their value because of the huge level of absurdity their lives suffer. They wouldn't even deserve to live in a civilized world since they do not know how to behave. They are complete bawbags worth being puked on.
You want it bawdeep, you fuckin' clutty cunt?
by Putthekettleon September 28, 2010
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