A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.
They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.
by Cubanb May 16, 2014
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"Dude, I saw this gorgeous chick in the bar last night, she was so hot that I had to go to the toilet for a Dirty Alex immediately!"
by Filthy Ben August 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Alex mug.A Dirty Nikko is when you tell your girl close her eyes, then insert each testicle separately into the vagina and anus. After doing so, put each one in her mouth and have her guess where each one was.
Oh my God Karen after last night's Dirty Nikko, Joe's been dipping his balls in everything and asking me to guess where they've been. I had to put a lock on the refrigerator!
by Klutch666 March 31, 2020
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by Prof_X May 3, 2017
Get the dirty elmer mug.sexual act. related to the shocker. While in the doggy style position you stick your thumb in the anus of your partner and apply downward pressure in order to feel the curvature of your penis inside her.
by the dirty little schoolboy October 13, 2011
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