Wet Shuffle

When you have a wet dream and wake up late so you don't have time to clean it up

Had a 9am this morning, woke up late and an accident last night. had to pull wet shuffle didn't I?

by Fokkofmumim13now October 12, 2019

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.

"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"

by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011

Wet wipe

Josh

Stop singing you wet wipe

by Thegoat16271 July 27, 2022

Wet Leg

Verb

To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.

I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’ll “wet leg” it again.

by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023

Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).

Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.

by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018

Ok wet

“Ok cool” or “okie dokie”
Acknowledging something is going to happen

Girl 1: I’ll let you know what’s happening when I get my schedule
Girl 2: ok wet

by IreneAlrinAkenna December 10, 2018