by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
Get the Old Trombonemug. A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
Get the Old Faithfulmug. When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.
"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."
"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
by Custard Butter February 22, 2010
Get the The Old Slipmug. And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year oldmug. A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
Get the Old Skinmug. The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side
by FGCinHB February 10, 2021
Get the Old Fridaymug. by Nibbagg2 May 2, 2019
Get the old town roadmug.