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B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
by .Greg. October 10, 2020
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Infinitum Remi B

An stud female from Los Angeles that goes on spiritual quest to spread the Divine word of Love and truth.

A angel sent on a mission to choose to guide people trapped in the trenches of desolate lands.

The One.

The truth and the error
The unmoved mover

The chosen One
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Capital B Lesbian

A Bisexual who wishes they were a lesbian. Also called a LesBi
Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
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B*tches be bonkers

An exclamation used whenever someone does something irrational or stupid.
- wtf is he doing?
- well, b*tches be bonkers.

- is she foreal?
- b*tches be bonkers
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B brott laser

When you are fucking this super hot chick and just before you cum you pull out and blast her face off with your B Brott laser
Dude I was pounding my ex and I killed her with my B Brott laser
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playback's a b***h

What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
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Plan B-eriod

The period you get a week after you take plan B.
Guy: My girl's on her period I can't smash.
Guy 2: Wasn't this the issue last week?
Guy: Oh this isn't her regular, it's her Plan B-eriod.
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