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Get the Roberts’ Rule mug.A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
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Get the rule 909 mug.A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.
"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."
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