Horse Face

Kylie Minogue

Christ, what a horse face on kylie minogue

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Ass face

Amber in my neighborhood. she is ugly as hell. I would still get another hand job from her

Amber is a dirty cum suckin ass face

by NickKar402 September 4, 2003

cat face

A funny face (usually made by a cat) when something smells or seems unpleasant, such as wrinkling the nose.

Yoshi had garlic on his breath, so when he tried to kiss Kaori, she made a cat face.

by Mitsuneko November 21, 2007

face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 20, 2003

Ham Face

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.

Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!

by Lowmein January 18, 2009

Puppy Faced

When someone is youthful looking despite their age, with a cute face that reminds you of a puppy.

"I can't believe he's that old, he's so puppy faced I thought he was closer to our age."

by Icy5856 December 15, 2017

Smarkie Face

An Insult, Should Only Be Used When You're Extremely Mad At The Person.
(( May Not Go Over Well When You Call Someone It ))

Person 1: You Stupid Smarkie Face!
Person 2: What The Hell Did You Just Say To Me?
Person 1: I Called You A Smarkie Face! You Got Pwned!
Person 2: Oh, I'll Show You Who'll Get Pwned All Right...
Person 1: Oh No!

by em[ily] grace May 3, 2008