On his dick

What your head is when your sucking my cock

Damn she’s been on his dick all night

by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022

psy-dick

A very irritating person who can always tell what you're thinking, or they know a secret and say it to the world.

He was acting like a Psy-Dick yesterday when he told my secret!

by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015

[dick]xhausted

When he gives you that good dick for hours and days straight, that you're mentally and physically exhausted from his dick giving abilities.

After getting some good dick for a week straight, I am dickxhausted.

by Lil M@m@ August 4, 2017

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

Dick stain

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018