A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger
They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”
“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”
“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”
“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”
“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”
“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
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Get the Stray Bitch mug.A girl who talks waaaay to much shit and people can't take it anymore. She usually get into lots of pointless fights and everyone hates her ugly rat face. She always asks for forgiveness but don't forgive her, it's no use. You have to take care of her by punching her.
Facebook
Alexis: YOU DUMB BITCH
Marry: what are you talking about? your the dumb bitch!
At school
Marry: You told the teachers? You snitchy bitch say all that shit to my face!
Alexis: don't touch me.... runs away
Another example
Alexis: Go have sex with all those natives
Katie: Punches her..God i hate snitchy bitches
Problem Solved
Alexis: YOU DUMB BITCH
Marry: what are you talking about? your the dumb bitch!
At school
Marry: You told the teachers? You snitchy bitch say all that shit to my face!
Alexis: don't touch me.... runs away
Another example
Alexis: Go have sex with all those natives
Katie: Punches her..God i hate snitchy bitches
Problem Solved
by dumbbitchesdie May 28, 2011
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Me: Jon is such a Stacker Bitch!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!
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