Face Dog

Chinese term, referring to a person, that is extremely focused on the looks of another.

To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.

I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~

by Monk preaching about Chaos December 5, 2021

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

k dog

a rang cunt who rolls eshays with hand sanitiser

k dog is black

by RANGA KILLA September 10, 2020

autistic dog

When a autistic man paints a dog being rapped

The autistic dog painting was nice

by AlabamaHitler January 8, 2019

dog love

to love like a dog is to love unconditionally, to remain loyal, and to shower your s/o with affection

anyone would be lucky to receive dog love

by arcadegame October 4, 2023

dog sesh

dog sesh is when you (and maybe your friends) are about to get retardedly fucking high or drunk, this is used when you are anywhere and your about to chief shit

yo bro i’m done with this class rn let’s go dog sesh in the bathroom

by JONBIGNXGGA July 26, 2018