urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

urban Dictionary

the place your on right now that lets you add your own shit to this site you you can put fake info on people you hate

look up hi in the urban dictionary

and you will find something that you did not want

by STOP GET SOME HELP RIGHT NOW March 2, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Your using it right now

I used Urban Dictionary to check what does Urban Dictionary means

by Don't read this or you are gay March 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary

If you have to look this up, just give up on life.

This is Urban Dictionary, stupid.

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads June 2, 2018

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is something that partially made me unholy and the bitch I am today like this if you agree .

Friend ,” hey look at this I found in the urban dictionary!”
Me ,” that ... Thing made me a bitch .... No.”

by Insert meme ..... December 30, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A site where it's impossible to search something up and to not find something sadistic or sexually fucked up.

Jake: broo, are you looking at Urban dictionary?
Jeff: yeah Broo, you sound gay af too, btw. Let's go tiktok this bitch
Jake: fuck yeah!!!!

by Yee mato in green November 12, 2018

Urban Dictionary

This website with 99.9% perverts and it makes you super goddamn horny.

I'm bored, time to go on the Urban Dictionary

*3 minutes later*

Wants to watch porn

by BostBro July 11, 2022