Penis Pincher

1. A cockblocker

2. Someone who greatly annoys you.

1. She is a real Penis Pincher
2. I hate her, she is a Penis Pincher

by Duneblazer85 May 7, 2017

Penis Koginos

When a person, (usually a female) has lazy nipples and dents in their boobs. It comes from being titty fucked too much.

My best friend has a very bad case of Penis Koginos.

by GoodHooker94 May 6, 2011

polyglamorous penis

The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.

Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?

by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022

shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penis Bugling

Snorting cocaine off another man's penis. Erection optional.

Dude, did you see that vid of Tom Cruise penis bugling Cheney? He defs couldn't get it up but that was no mission impossible for Cruise. He likes his dicks and cocaine.

by UIUC_FSAER September 1, 2014